Cool Gus Says: Don’t Send the Nuclear Launch Codes Out With the Laundry, stupid human

Seriously. That’s so much worse than peeing on the rug.

But it happened. Because there wasn’t a dog there standing watch.

And much stranger things have happened with the nuclear launch codes in our history.

Let’s hope nothing strange happens in the future.

Cool Gus thinks if we elected dogs, all would be well.

But here is some real history passed down through Dog Tails:

Originally published at on July 29, 2017.

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