There are a number of typos and name-misspellings in this article that dent my ability to take it…
Bill Scurry

Good Sir,

Are you aware of the marvels of the modern world? Do you believe that Medium is a *magazine*, that prints merely that which is approved by an editor? Nay, good Sir, it is a blogging platform, on which such an educated and scholarly gentleman such as yourself would be welcome to present his very own copy edited work!

Most sincerely,

Dr. Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart, PhD