When All the Liberals Quietly Agree with Your Thinkpiece That You Hate Sand

These days, we’re supposed to be accepting of sand and the social deviance it causes. But quietly, if you talk to most liberals behind their back, they’ll admit that sand gets everywhere and it messes up everything.

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