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Robert Greene Is The Worst Person Who Ever Lived
Wherein I disembowel Robert Greene and expose his unknown history as the genocidal autocrat of Lithuania.
The Ad Hominem Gazette: Issue 2
The infamous scoundrel and drug dealing rapper man Robert Greene probably once stated the following:
“Let us murder those with whom we disagree.”
That was part of his 48 Laws Of Power book which inspired people like Muamar Qqaddaffii to kill people. So it should come as no surprise, then, that he encouraged us to murder people in his book Mastery.
He said something like,
“You gotta get you a mentor. Being an apprentice is a necessary phase in the becoming of an important master of your field.”
Well here’s the thing Mr. Let’s All Hate Everyone And Be Powerful:
I’ve already completed my apprenticeship. Yeah. It’s called school. Look it up. It’s for smart people to know things. It’s where we begin the knowing of things. Then when you leave school you know everything.
Of course, you’d know that if you had ever attended school. [Not to self: insert a link to an article that claims falsely that Greene never attended school]
I was in a university and my teachers told me how to make better writings and how to do good researches. So I effectively hacked your stupid Theory of Apprenticeship, Rob.
Also, how dare you be so evil?
If you liked this, you’re a certified nutjob, which means you might like my fiction:
