I admire your fortitude — I’m not sure I could play actual adulthood and an adulthood simulator at the same time. My taste in gaming tends to run toward the escapist (how many monsters can I slay with a sword the size of a Honda Civic?).

The graphics on Stardew look awesome, though — I’m having all kinds of nostalgic flashbacks to the original Monkey Island game. (10 hearts for Guybrush!)