Whoa. Who decides who gets the licences? What criteria are we using? Who decides how much money it takes to raise a child properly and what good child rearing even looks like? (I don’t think history has proven that the richest people are necessarily the smartest – thickheadedness is equal opportunity.) Is there going to be some kind of Approved American Standard Parenting Approach? Because you guys are so homogenous and that will work great.
Dear god. Baby stealing? You know what, I think you deserve a medal for best recent troll effort on a Billfold feed. *motions you over to a podium to receive your prize*