GutterSnakeNBA RETROPROSPECTIVESo, maybe I’m more than a week late, but maybe it’s six months too early to discuss all things NBA including winners of VARIOUS AWARDS and…Oct 24, 2017Oct 24, 2017
GutterSnakeSo, You Have Mets Tickets in SeptemberAhhhh yes, MEET THE METS! MEET THE METS! No, seriously c’mon down and meet the Mets. You better get ready for this squad because as long as…Sep 13, 2017Sep 13, 2017
GutterSnakeNihilist Football League, BabyIf you’re wondering how we, as the human race, arrived at the station that is 2017, I say look no further than the NFL. I know, I know…Sep 3, 2017Sep 3, 2017
GutterSnakeA Rhetorical Criticism of Brand New: Impressions of Science Fiction Substantiated by Unpopular…Within the confines of hyper-regionalized Northeastern, and Long Islander, in particular, discourse, I doubt there is a band working today…Aug 27, 2017Aug 27, 2017
GutterSnakeAn Investigation into Conor McGregorWith respect to MMA, the soft brain of a newborn infant is more developed than mine. When I watch with friends, I ask that they support my…Jul 14, 2017Jul 14, 2017
GutterSnakeMist See TV Episode Three: Show and TellThe title of this episode is derived from an anecdotal statement from one of the sick, but TOTALLY DERANGED Gamestop Boys! In the…Jul 9, 2017Jul 9, 2017
GutterSnake5 Possibly Unpopular, but Safe Beers of Summer: Just in Time to Blow Shit UpLet us not forget what fireworks represent — a reckless abandon of personal safety and responsibility, in addition to the innate human…Jul 3, 2017Jul 3, 2017
GutterSnakeMist See TV Episode 2Grab a koozie because this one’s a doozie. Reviewing last week’s episode, I can appreciate some degree of buyer’s remorse. It’s imagined…Jul 2, 2017Jul 2, 2017
GutterSnake5 Nicolas Cage Movies That I’m Lying About SeeingIn an incredible feat of honesty, I genuinely can’t tell you why I’m writing this. While I can almost guarantee that you won’t care about…Jun 26, 2017Jun 26, 2017
GutterSnakeMIST SEE TV, BABY!I’m not a homer for much, and I will fully disclose that while growing up a child of the Northeast, I’ve been a fan of the Seattle…Jun 24, 2017Jun 24, 2017