“Something that makes you feel talkative and sociable without also making you throw up/fall down/feel hungover/get fat/make terrible decisions/get into fist fights or any one of the other things on the shockingly long list of downsides we all know alcohol has?”
Congratulations, you have just described cannabis. No invention necessary, and tons of other benefits to boot. But I’m sure this guy’s 32-year plan is promising. It’s actually kind of astounding this article doesn’t even mention weed.