(A poem written entirely from subject lines of SPAM emails I got this week)

Red neon sign that reads “burritos” against a concrete wall.
Photo by Krzysztof Hepner on Unsplash

Your health and safety are our priority

It’s been a while so we’ve sweetened the deal

We are open and ready to serve

Its National Burrito Day

Do you usually shop in-store?

Spring celebrations look very different this year

We miss you, Stay safe out there

Its National Burrito Day

Dress up to lift your spirits!

Build community as we all navigate these challenging times

Take a break from those sweatpants

Its National Burrito Day

You asked and we listened

You didn’t use your coupon yet

Come enjoy a treat

It’s National Burrito Day

Step aside, sunshine!

The Spring Season is calling

This crisis has exposed ineptitude and corruption

Its National Burrito Day

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock

Will you help us spread kindness?

We have brand new cart sanitizing tools

Its National Burrito Day

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