Apr 13, 2020
National Burrito Day
(A poem written entirely from subject lines of SPAM emails I got this week)
Your health and safety are our priority
It’s been a while so we’ve sweetened the deal
We are open and ready to serve
Its National Burrito Day
Do you usually shop in-store?
Spring celebrations look very different this year
We miss you, Stay safe out there
Its National Burrito Day
Dress up to lift your spirits!
Build community as we all navigate these challenging times
Take a break from those sweatpants
Its National Burrito Day
You asked and we listened
You didn’t use your coupon yet
Come enjoy a treat
It’s National Burrito Day
Step aside, sunshine!
The Spring Season is calling
This crisis has exposed ineptitude and corruption
Its National Burrito Day
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Will you help us spread kindness?
We have brand new cart sanitizing tools
Its National Burrito Day
