Donald Trump Hardcore Gay Pornography.

An Inquiry Into My Personal/Professional Twitter Dilemma.

My name is Brock Jacobs; I get naked on the internet.

I say that line a lot. Always with a little bit of a grin. Inevitably people ask me what I do, and if I try to explain things always get weird fast. So I just cut to the chase. At the end of the day, I get naked on the internet. I’m a webcam model.

The how and why is pretty easy. Once upon a time someone told me I could make money by jerking off in my bedroom on webcam. I figured it was bullshit, immediately tried it, made some money, thought that was the coolest thing ever, and have continued to do it since then.

But this isn’t about that. This is about Dicks and Donalds; Twinks and Trumps. This…. Is about Twitter.

I keep thinking, I’m just doing it wrong, right? There’s just a button I’m missing, I follow the wrong people, somewhere out there on Twitter there’s something cool and interesting, right? There’s someone like me, wishing there were other people that were just cool and would share funny gifs and link to Youtube videos of neat stuff that I hadn’t yet seen. Maybe recommend a few good books on Audible.

At least maybe there would be someone that might want to pay to see me naked? Or maybe they’re good looking and want to get paid to be naked? Both of those links are affiliate links by the way, just so you know.

There are real human beings aren’t there? I believe that there are. I need to believe that there are.

That’s what I’m looking for and not finding. What I’m finding is hardcore gay pornography and Donald Trump.

This isn’t a diss on gay porn. I am you. It’s just like, work, you know. To be actively engaged in my industry on Twitter requires at least 1,000 tweets per day in my feed of dudes (wonderful dudes I’m sure) getting blasted in the ass. Sometimes it’s a bit much. Throw in a kitten gif every now and then.

Anything that isn’t a literal ass being blasted then falls into the realm of politics. In the case of my feed, mostly people being shocked, outraged, and full of hate towards Donald Trump and everything else to do with politics. If it’s not hating on Trump, it’s hating on people who hate on Trump. A lot of hate. So I scroll right past those to my only other option, more dicks in butts.

After 3,000 hours of being a sometimes closeted primarily heterosexual male performing live interactive fantasy webcam sex shows for men; I think Twitter might be the thing that is finally stealing my child-like innocence.

Thanks for reading. If you have any advice or cool accounts to follow, hit me up on Twitter.

Or…Watch What I Do, Do What I Do

Brock Jacobs

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