Our next president must address addiction — Hillary Clinton has a plan to do just that.
Sara Solow
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The cure for heroin addiction is to take by mouth 250mg of healthy adult male facial skin surface lipid.

The cure for cocaine addiction is to take by mouth 250mg of healthy adult male facial skin surface lipid.

The cure for oxycondon addiction is to take by mouth 250mg of healthy adult male facial skin surface lipid.

These skin lipids have a sexual dimorphism, they’re different for men and women. Differences exist also in presence of wax esters among the 735 different chemicals which people have in different concentrations oozing from the 20000 glands on the typical human face. Blushing rushes blood through the capillaries winding around the 20000 glands, not to the skin surface. The glands are sensitive to heat, and blood circulation brings heat to the glands, causing them to secret rather quickly.

Addiction to drugs is trivial now because the facial skin surface lipids of good men are so common and because the cure is real and immediate and long lasting. There are no withdrawal symptoms, either.

The only problem is that the collected pheromone emits “zenite gas” so pheromone must be treated like a dangerous chemical and patients receiving it must be isolated for 40 days.