The Cat Burglar.
Sep 3, 2018 · 2 min read
Be alarmed ladies and gentlemen; there’s a Serial Cat Burglar on the loose.
My sources have just informed me that there seems to be a lunatic on the loose; supposedly belonging to a cult that worships cats.
Whilst most of us would refer to it as bestiality; the lunatic on the loose seems to think having sex with the cats results in adding more lives for their cult members here on earth.

