Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineA Gentleman’s Guide to Stepping Down at the Right TimeHow to know when it’s time to quit your job, and how best to do itOct 4, 20181Oct 4, 20181
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?‘Ah, time to scrub my mostly-clean toilet with a brush covered in three years’ worth of fecal matter’Oct 2, 2018Oct 2, 2018
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineThe Death of Male PajamasWhy don’t men get dressed up for bed anymore?Sep 28, 20183Sep 28, 20183
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineYour Toddler Hates You for Being a LoserKids as young as 20 months can figure out who the winner is in a scenario — and they like them betterSep 27, 2018Sep 27, 2018
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow Much Will Batman’s Dick Be Worth 20 Years From Now?DC Comics are already covering up their recent notorious full-frontal Batman reveal. But does that mean it’s time to start investing in…Sep 21, 2018Sep 21, 2018
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineYou Can’t Work Your Way Through College AnymoreNo matter how much you attempt to pull at those bootstrapsSep 20, 20182Sep 20, 20182
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineEvery Notable Presidential Dick Through HistoryDid you know James Monroe was the first president to ever receive a dick pic?Sep 19, 20182Sep 19, 20182
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineAll the Places You Can’t Legally Fucking SwearIt’s a fucking list, read it or don’t, I don’t fucking careSep 18, 2018Sep 18, 2018
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow to Grieve For Someone You Loved, But Didn’t LikeYou’re not happy they’re gone, it’s just… well, complicatedSep 17, 2018Sep 17, 2018
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineA Gentleman’s Guide to Talking About Your Interests on a Date‘Hi, allow me to explain the finer points of the 1972 UCLA Bruins for the next three hours’Sep 15, 2018Sep 15, 2018