Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineA Gentleman’s Guide to Stepping Down at the Right TimeHow to know when it’s time to quit your job, and how best to do it11 min read·Oct 4, 2018--1--1
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?‘Ah, time to scrub my mostly-clean toilet with a brush covered in three years’ worth of fecal matter’5 min read·Oct 2, 2018----
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineThe Death of Male PajamasWhy don’t men get dressed up for bed anymore?6 min read·Sep 28, 2018--3--3
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineYour Toddler Hates You for Being a LoserKids as young as 20 months can figure out who the winner is in a scenario — and they like them better5 min read·Sep 27, 2018----
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow Much Will Batman’s Dick Be Worth 20 Years From Now?DC Comics are already covering up their recent notorious full-frontal Batman reveal. But does that mean it’s time to start investing in…5 min read·Sep 21, 2018----
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineYou Can’t Work Your Way Through College AnymoreNo matter how much you attempt to pull at those bootstraps5 min read·Sep 20, 2018--2--2
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineEvery Notable Presidential Dick Through HistoryDid you know James Monroe was the first president to ever receive a dick pic?10 min read·Sep 19, 2018--2--2
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineAll the Places You Can’t Legally Fucking SwearIt’s a fucking list, read it or don’t, I don’t fucking care6 min read·Sep 18, 2018----
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineHow to Grieve For Someone You Loved, But Didn’t LikeYou’re not happy they’re gone, it’s just… well, complicated5 min read·Sep 17, 2018----
Brian VanHookerinMEL MagazineA Gentleman’s Guide to Talking About Your Interests on a Date‘Hi, allow me to explain the finer points of the 1972 UCLA Bruins for the next three hours’10 min read·Sep 15, 2018----