Do you know what Humanity’s Greatest Weakness is?

Waiter: Here’s your soufflé, umm, sir.

Customer: Are you certain there is no chicken in this meal?

Waiter: Sure, no chicken.

Perfectly Normal Customer: You must be completely certain, I cannot eat chicken, for religious reasons. I’m Hindu.

Waiter: Ha, I thought Hindus couldn’t eat beef.

Perfectly Normal Human Customer: That is correct, I meant I am kosher.

Waiter: Ummm, that’s pork.

He’s got a lumberjack shirt and everything: Which one does NOT EAT CHICKEN?

Waiter: (Smirking) None. Everyone eats chicken. Everyone!

CANADALEK: (throws off ridiculous lumberjack shirt) IT IS CONFIRMED! ALL HUMANS EAT CHICKEN. YOU HAVE DOOMED YOURSELF FOOD-EXPERT-HUMAN! INITIATE BIRD FLU ATTACK!

CANADALEK: ALSO, PACK THAT SOUFFLE TO GO. TO GO! TO!!! GO!!!

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