Life Is Beautiful: Day 41 (08/17/15) –Don’t Read This

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My new favorite song is “Don’t Know What To Tell Ya” by Aaliyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Because I like the saying “I don’t know what to tell ya.”

My lip is big? I don’t know what to tell ya. Your Squidward tentacle is limp? I don’t know what to tell ya. You don’t like me? I don’t know what to tell ya.

That’s all I have to say tonight.

41 days straight? That must be a new record for Justin Bieber….

Knockout, Mike Tyson’s Punch-out.

“Life Is Beautiful 1.docx. Dicx. 1. She has ten. More abstract poetry no one likes.

Don’t read this. I have nothing important to write right now, so I used a write and right back to back.

The only back to back kids today know is in a Drake feud. Since it’s All in the Family, I call it a Family Feud. Redneck wedding. Brothers violating the same woman. Nicki Minaj who? That’s a ménage-a trois. Three people doing some housework? I guess if mopping her cat is called doing the chores. Peculiar how they didn’t clean up the creamy pie. I’m a French minor.

Drake getting that Rihanna cake cake cake. Wake and bake. “Can I hit it in the morning? Sun rising while she moaning.”

I don’t like you, I don’t go outside.

“It’s gonna take T R U S T to keep our L O V E.” That’s true. T R U S T me girl “I don’t know what to tell ya.” I’m a mix breed of test tube and puffin. So I can only give you a cream muffin.

Creative? I say yes.

If you want to blow it all away, go down under…to Australia.

Double-Entendres for the kids reading this. You’re in good hands. With all-states endorsing weirdness.

Drake, a minor disgrace when J. Cole is alive and well and better. Truth be told for a wise man who once said “I don’t know what to tell ya.”

If you read this far, I’m writing you a confession declaring I had nothing to write today so I wrote this. It’s a shame.

Song of the Day: “Don’t Know What To Tell Ya” by Aaliyah

Album: Aaliyah (2004 Edition) or I Care 4 U


Originally published at rantswithsteve.com on August 18, 2015.

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