CIA Spy Girl

Spent years working in the CIA as a disguise officer and as an operations officer, AKA - spy. Now I focus on writing, comedy, Broadway and keeping secrets.


All is not fair in love and war


I was a CIA covert operative.

First, I worked as a Disguise Officer, creating wigs and mustaches for spies, then as an Operations Officer — an actual spy like Alias’s Sydney Bristow, but without the killer wardrobe (much to my chagrin). I couldn’t tell my friends or family what I did for a living or where I worked. CIA spies use fake…


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Romancing a spy on FX (and in real life)


The first and most important rule for being a CIA spy is: Don’t fuck your asset. This rule bears repeating: Don’t sleep with your asset, don’t nail a potential asset, don’t have “relations” with someone who even knows your asset. Once sex is introduced into a spy-asset relationship, the critical element of control is…


The Spy Who Gloved Me


When I first joined the CIA, I was hired to be a Theatrical Effects Specialist, which I assumed meant that I would be teaching acting classes to spies. Why else would they hire a drama major? Armed with a theater degree a few years out of college, I was prepared to show hardened covert operatives how to get in touch with their “inner children” with mirror exercises and…


All is not fair in love and war


I was a CIA covert operative.

First, I worked as a Disguise Officer, creating wigs and mustaches for spies, then as an Operations Officer — an actual spy like Alias’s Sydney Bristow, but without the killer wardrobe (much to my chagrin). I couldn’t tell my friends or family what I did for a living or where I worked. CIA spies use fake…

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Former CIA spy’s take on “The Americans”

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