How Much I Actually Spend On Avocado Toast
kelly catchpole

2 Avocados in 7 days? that’s… austere.

fear not, I’ve been sustaining a 4/week avocado habit for decades (dusted with cracked black pepper and sea salt, from the sea, even), and I was still able to buy a singlewide (it’s like a giant, cheap tiny house with extra VOCs).

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