Charlie SweatpantsSame Old New Year on Climate“It’s 11 KBBL degrees below zero! I hope you’re someplace warm!” — Bill “You bet your sweet . . . ass!” — Homer Simpson2 min read·Jan 1, 2018----
Charlie SweatpantsIgnoring Puerto Rico Is Morally Grotesque But Also Really Stupid“Neddy doesn’t believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.” — Maude Flanders4 min read·Sep 25, 2017--1--1
Charlie SweatpantsFlooding, Rebuilding, and the World’s Longest Carwash“Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. We already bought us a stain glass bathrobe and the world’s fattest…5 min read·Sep 13, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsDear High Profile Climate Advocates: “Did Climate Change Cause Harvey?” Is Not a Stupid Question“Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize. This man does not speak for the Council of Alphas. We hold you sub-Omeguloids in the highest…4 min read·Aug 29, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsHarvey the Hurricane: Yes, Climate Change Did This“Oh Lisa, there’s no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.” — Homer Simpson “Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the…3 min read·Aug 27, 2017--1--1
Charlie SweatpantsLifestyles of the Rich(ish) And (Carbon) Shameless“Can’t someone else do it?” — Simpson for Sanitation Commissioner Slogan6 min read·Jul 24, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsClimate, G-20 Gossip, and The New York Times“What is the point of all this?” — Judge Snyder “Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt that I can waste the court’s time…3 min read·Jul 9, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsOchogon: A Sustainability Story (Part III)Part III — Multi-Efficiency Building4 min read·May 5, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsOchogon: A Sustainability Story (Part II)Part II — Ochogon and Meaningful Energy Conservation9 min read·May 5, 2017----
Charlie SweatpantsOchogon: A Sustainability Story (Part I)The “Ochogon” is a sustainable house currently under construction in the desert near Tucson, Arizona. It’s pretty cool all on its own, but…5 min read·May 5, 2017----
