FUCK 2 liters!
that’s the stuff I don’t like.
Whoever created the 2 liter is a complete asshole.
It’s 4:30 am and I’ve been up for a long time so I’m looking for some caffeine in my fridge and pantry. The fridge had nothing, so I made my way to the panty. Looking on the shelves I find nothing as my eyes search every nook and cranny looking for some caffein to fuel my brain my eyes made way to my feet and ‘low’ and behold there they were, 2 liter sodas. It was as if the gods had spoken to me. A holy light shined upon the the soda as I sat there admiring the beaty and the realization that I was saved from sleep. I quickly grabbed the cyclidrical contraption and made way to the island.
- With a 2 liter you have to have another utensil(a cup).
- You also need ice if you want that shit to be cold.
So I’ve collected my cup(red solo) and I go to open the damn thing, PSssstttt the 2 liter goes as I slowly unscrew the top. I paused for a second to let the air slowly release without flowing out, but I was wrong this shit just had to fucking explode all over my damn shirt. GAME OVER.
