To Those Who Forgot That I, Jesus Christ and Son of God, Was A Massive Cuck

If most of My most vocal supporters met Me today and didn’t know I was Jesus, I think they’d hate Me.

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Despite what this painting suggests, I wasn’t white.

Cara Michelle Smith is a comedy writer in Chicago. You can harass her on Twitter at @Cara_Smith5, so long as you do so creatively.

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