Alternate headline: Preschoolers loved watching koi pond with Carly and follow her into speech!

The below is from Carly for President Deputy Campaign Manager Sarah Isgur Flores:

It’s true. Carly has kids at her speeches on a regular basis. Last week, it was a kindergarten class in Holstein. Week before that it was a girl scout troop at Exeter…and another one in Windham. In Des Moines yesterday, a group of preschoolers along with their parents and teachers followed Carly right into the event she was speaking at for Iowa Right to Life. Earlier, she’d run into the kids in the Botanical Gardens and watched the koi with them for a while. I guess the kids must have thought she was pretty neat because then their teachers and parents and the kids all followed Carly into the event complete with Carly stickers.

So to all the left wingers who think they found their big scoop — Carly Loves Kids! Carly is Pro Life! — I’ve got some other scoops for you:

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