The Lost Correspondence of Thomas Jefferson

Having a little fun with a great New Yorker piece from JOHN QUAINTANCE

the final correspondence

December 17, 1791
James Madison
House of Representatives

Dear James,

I’ve been using this new app entitled Twitter. I have been hash-tagething all early afternoon. Amazing. Wow, Ben has to be rolling in his grave he didn’t patent his InstaParchment idea. Laughing out loud as I compose this.

Anyway––I’m not sure if you even know the answer to this but…

Who the hell freed the slaves?


the record of communication describes said conversation ended henceforth.