The Continuing Tales from the Deck of the Holy Bartender… Scramms and I are approaching our 2nd fort of the evening. From a distance, we see a Galleon is docked up alongside it and a sloop is also approaching the island and will arrive before we get there. Moments later…

The Continuing Tales from the Deck of the Holy Bartender… One evening, I was sailing on a Galleon with DrnknnMunky, el Jefe Esteban and TNProfessor. the plan was to help Drnkn get his Roar Mercenary Voyage completed. …

Here’s the TL;DR tips right up front: Use a sloop, not a brig Stock Up Prioritize bailing Run from Skeleton Galleons against the wind Raise sails and turn your wheel to fight the Megalodon Hide treasure instead of leaving it unattended Cancel quests that aren’t worth it After solo slooping…

The Continuing Tales from the Deck of the Holy Bartender… Whilst me and my mate, Prodaea were anchored at Marauder’s Arch, digging up chests from our Gilded Gold Hoarders quest, we noticed a brigantine circling nearby. She was firing her cannons but at something we couldn’t see. We assumed it…

Here’s the TL;DR rules right up front: All other pirates want to kill you. Flee. Turn off all your boat’s lanterns. Scan the horizon for approaching ships. Always. (see #1) Don’t leave your ship unattended for long. Never have the anchor down for more time than it takes to stop…