BLOG TIME WITH SAM:

Wild Mrs. Cheppy
Jul 23, 2017 · 2 min read

Southern Heat.

“Y’all I need a prayer for the south. Nothings wrong. It is just five degrees short of being Satan’s ass.”

So, I’ve seen posts about how romantic it would be to have a date in the South or how cool it would be to live in the South….. I am here to tell you the truth.

DON’T DO IT! IT’S A TRAP! STAY FAR AWAY!

Don’t get me wrong, the south has good things. Examples:

  • Swimming holes
  • Sweet Tea
  • Lemonade
  • Dirt paths
  • Country men in nice jeans 😍😍😍

But do not be fooled…… The South is hot and makes some people smell extremely bad when they sweat, which if you have a sensitive nose and are VERY particular about smells that is like sitting in a football players locker room. Then Ontop of that, the sun decides that it want a to hone in on the south between 1–5 pm making me a sweaty mess and make my thighs chafe. When you do sweat, you find out that parts of your body can sweat and it feels so bloody weird!Also, if you are pasty like me because you cannot tan what so ever, the sun is your enemy. You turn to a lobster and cry because it hurts when you burn! 😭😭😭😭

(This is towards the Sun)

Like, really? Can you turn off your Bright’s please! Some of us burn and don’t want to sit next to a sweaty person. Like chill on the heat.

So yeah, if you want to live here in the South……

I hope you do well

Have a nice day

Sam!!!

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