Story time

fuck.

so it’s been like three weeks since my last post, so i just want to apologize to my non existent followers. Anyways I've got something good that i’d like to share (hopefully you appreciate the humor), something i wrote at work between phone calls . Yes, I've also managed to finish a book too while at work, that’s how much time you have when you work at a call center and constantly get people spitting at you through the phone.

let’s get to it, Enjoy!

Sam and Sarah were two dumb asses that found themselves in sudden distress. So Sam called out to Sarah, he cried, what are we to do in the midst of all this green. “Play like a flower” Sarah replied that way we will not be seen. So they bent to their knees and leaned until the blades of grass were flat at their sides. To any onlooker it would seem as though they had been swallowed by nature-after all mother nature doesn't take kindly to those that cause her pain. And so they lay still, frightened by their imagination and what they thought was a burly bear somewhere off in the forest. Silence fell upon quickly as they held their breaths in case it ruffled the grass, all in an effort to not attract attention. But still Sams legs kicked up above him, and appeared as would an upturned bicycle with the wheels left spinning. “Sarah”, he called again. Of the two, Sam was the most frightened,it showed in the way the muddy pits in his face had widened. And Sarah? she was quite strong and was silently coming up with ways they could outrun this bear if it came after them . “don’t be such a wuss Sam, it’s almost gone everything's going to be okay”

“ You don’t know that” Sam argued fighting back tears, an effort he wouldn’t be able to keep up much longer. His lower lip trembled and a little bubble formed as he blubbered, “ I want to go home”

“want me to make it all better” Sarah asked, she wasn’t much further away from him but rolled until the tips of their noses touched. “my mom always said kisses can end everything even wars” she guffawed. “she told me that wars are just a sign of repressed lust that both parties have for each other”

she had sams full attention now, his eyes were still wide but now with wonder and awe at such a beautiful concept,

“so we can kiss all of this away?” Sam asked inching closer. He still had a bit of that spittle racing down his chin. Sarah didnt seem to mind as she leaned in even closer. And as they lay there intertwined amidst the green, still playing like flowers would on a windy day, the bear sounded some ways off in the forest.