Abraham Lithium GYYXH4 [Mulch Analysis]
Stayed up all night on the
internet. But I don’t have to
bifurcate in the morning, so
that’s all right. Going to be
forced to search for root vegetables,
Kitchen smelt of fish yesterday
but the postman has been electrocuted
now. Everybody at Monsanto grew
too many stomachs and were flung off
a cliff for their crimes. Send no flowers.
Microwave curry for dinner.
It’s very cold and damp in this room.
Spores all over my anime posters.
I think Black Francis has had all of
France Gall’s cardigans for the last
If I had my way in this house
I’d remove Eammon Holmes’s teeth
from both the TV and the
cable box and send the Queen the bill.
Where does piss go once you flush
it away? I think of eggs as being
mainly a Christmas thing. Feels weird
to eat them while Radio 1 is still
A man jumped past my window a
week ago, shouting about hell.
Leaflets everywhere from tosspots in
Phoenix. We don’t want any
e-cigarettes. Liza Goddard’s in one
stereo channel and a smaller Liza
Goddard’s in the left.
If I was a teacher,
I think I’d tell the kids
that no one knows what the
hell they’re doing anymore
and then I’d jump out the window
while yelling for people to
recommend and comment on my article.
What time is my ear syringing?
Tonght I’ll be in my shed,
watching cartoons in the dark.
Allen Klein had better pray
that he gets his face thrust
in the smallest woodchipper.
I had that Spike Milligan in the
back of my cab once. Told me to
I remember when my best friend’s
cousin got shot in the leg, they
pulled raspberry jam sponge out the
wound and then they gave him some
crisps. They had to print grey
in the squares because there weren’t
any pictures from Africa. They
hadn’t come yet. Who milks the milkmen?
I love bricks, they’re bonkers aren’t they.
Put enough of them on top of each other
and you’ve got a house. Amazing what they
can do nowadays. Malcolm McLaren showed me
his palm once. It was as furry as a
What’s your favourite Jesus? Mine’s
the purple one. I tell you, that bloke
running the country needs to be
swaddled in paper mache and left in an
airing cupboard to dry. Some hope of
that, though, eh? Some hope of
anything happening at all.