Is snow part of #blizzard2016 ?

I just want to tell you about snow. I want you to know what I think about it.

There are a number of ways you can look at it. The obvious would be to understand what it is and call it such, snow.

You can also be the person who dismisses it, calling it cold water.

Then, you can be the person who loves snow..

Or the one who hates it.

I’ll tell you this though, it’s disruptive. Now only is it wet, it’s cold, and chunky. It comes in so many shapes and sizes that it’s always finding a way to get stuck in and on everything.

In my jacket, my scarf, my boots, my sweater, the butt cracky area where my pants hang low.

I’m just trying to say that you can say snow is awesome because of winter activities.. but there are summer activities which don’t include extra costs, time, less sun, more pain and cold and fear and doubt…

Snow isn’t wonderful. It’s disruptive. In fact, snow is such a jerk that we pretend we like it and blame COLD for our winter regrets. I think snow is just a jerk.

But even as I write this, I can’t help but get the feeling that snow is below me. It’s just snow. It doesn’t actually get up and slap me or steal the last piece of pizza. Snow is harmless, lifeless, cold water.

How can I get so worked up over it? Because it’s disruptive. Always in the way. We spend hundreds or thousands of dollars in a household to make sure the snow is out of our way.

If I spent this much time and money, effort and skill removing other bad things in my life instead of focusing on a little cold water, I’d have no problems left. Snow is a lot of effort.

Hrm.. Where am I going with this?

Snow is tough to deal with.. but I’ve done it 29 times. For almost thirty years, I’ve dealt with snow. In all its wondrous forms, I’ve defeated it every time.

[Insert DBZ Freeza joke.. something to do with forms… and freeze.. heh]

Anyways, the moral of the story is snow sucks but you win every time so quit yer bitchen and get to it!