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Christine Benton

Christine Benton

Benton v. Benton: Adult Horse Camp Day 4

Most people are unaware of the real reason Todd Benton will be participating in tomorrow’s rodeo, probably because it involves me being…

1 min readAug 3, 2018

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Benton v. Benton: Adult Horse Camp Day 4

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Christine Benton

Do These Braids Make My Butt Look Fat? Adult Horse Camp Day 3

Coco earned three words of praise from our trainers yesterday: “willing,” “princess” and “show off.” Not sure the latter two are actual…

2 min readAug 2, 2018

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Do These Braids Make My Butt Look Fat? Adult Horse Camp Day 3

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Christine Benton

How Not to Impale Yourself While Jumping in a Western Saddle: Adult Horse Camp Day 2

I’m pretty sure all horses can jump, but when a year ago we tried to get Coco to walk over training poles on the ground, she replied, “No…

2 min readAug 1, 2018

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How Not to Impale Yourself While Jumping in a Western Saddle: Adult Horse Camp Day 2

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Christine Benton

So Far So Good: Adult Horse Camp Day 1

Well that’s a relief. We made it through day one of adult horse camp without the following, typical experiences: bucking, crow hopping…

2 min readJul 31, 2018

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So Far So Good: Adult Horse Camp Day 1

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Christine Benton

This Ain’t My First Rodeo

The day before my first-ever rodeo, I found myself walking my limping horse “Coco” home and crying the whole way. I headed across a couple…

2 min readJul 30, 2018

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This Ain’t My First Rodeo

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Christine Benton

She Who Controls the Wi-Fi Controls the World

About three weeks into summer, we knew we had a problem. Our 13-year-old son was sleeping in until 1 or 2 pm, grumpy and totally absorbed…

3 min readAug 14, 2017

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She Who Controls the Wi-Fi Controls the World

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Christine Benton

Christine Benton

Burson PR woman living in the country. Rep major brands by day, protect vegetables from squirrels by night. #innerrevolutionary

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