Congrats.

You’ve simultaneously exposed the idiocy of the internet media machine while also falling victim to its ignorance.

The most hilarious part of this is you wasted so much time marketing a fictional app and never realized your social experiment wasn’t an experiment.

You idiots think you’re clever yet you clearly think your big achievement is proving what we already knew: sensationalism rules the interwebs.

All the while, you could have actually built this app and made millions. Now you’re just a bunch of clever morons who wasted advertising revenue on a hipster experiment you could have modeled in order to get the same results.

Congrats, hipster not-devs, not-SEO experts.

I’m going to go build your app and drop it tomorrow.