My name: Clifford Conrad Sumner.
My purpose in life…hmm, good question. Yikes, I haven’t really done a thing with my life to tell you the truth, I work at a coffee shop and that’s about all I ever talk or think about. My relationships are pretty shallow and I have no-one to blame but myself. I’ve never been able to find religion and neither were my parents interested in it. My romantics relationships have never lasted past 2 years…wow, an individual could get pretty depressed tlking about all these terrible aspects about themselves (themself?). I think I just might stop and have a sip or two, one sec…

Ok, I feel a little better about myself. Maybe I’ll talk about my name. Clifford Conrad Sumner. I think my firt name doesn’t really mean much of anything. Just a ford by a cliff. The middle name, Conrad, I believe means something like bold speaker, or in spanish, “with rad”. which I prefer. Sumner…I have no clue; who cares though. Nobody reads this crap except for me.

And there you have it, Clifford Conrad Sumner in a nut shell.