Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightBrain Surgeons Face Lawsuit After Accidentally Leaving Conscience Inside John McCainPHOENIX, AZ — Doctors at the Mayo Clinic Hospital are being sued for malpractice after it was discovered that a conscience had been…Jul 31, 2017Jul 31, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightTrump Urges America to Give Russia a 73rd ChanceWASHINGTON, DC — Standing in the White House kitchen this morning, President Trump made an impassioned plea for America to look beyond the…Jul 14, 2017Jul 14, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightJared Kushner Takes Don Jr to Quiet Glade, Tells Him ‘Look Across the River and Think About the…BEDMINSTER, NJ— A hush fell over the wooded area behind Trump National Golf Club as Jared Kushner lowered himself next to Don Jr., who sat…Jul 12, 2017Jul 12, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightMassive Doping Program Uncovered in Russian Philharmonic OrchestraMOSCOW — Russia once again found itself the subject of controversy today after an international antidoping watchdog released evidence of a…Jul 10, 2017Jul 10, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightThe Minute Enlightenment: Humans Are Sleeping Less Than They Used ToThe Hottest News From the Holiest SourcesJul 8, 2017Jul 8, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightThe Minute Enlightenment: Japanese Young People ‘Not Having Sex’The Hottest News From the Holiest SourcesJul 6, 2017Jul 6, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightThe Minute Enlightenment: North Korean Nukes Can Reach the USAThe Hottest News From the Holiest SourcesJul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightAmerica to Spend Birthday Alone in Room Sorting Some Shit OutCiting a desire for some alone time, the United States of America has announced it will spend a quiet 4th of July away from all the noise…Jul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightNew Fitbit for Addicts Tracks Number of Steps in Recovery ProgramSAN FRANCISCO — Looking to capture an untapped demographic in the highly competitive wearable tech market, Fitbit today unveiled a new line…Jul 1, 2017Jul 1, 2017
Joe SchaeferinThe Minute LightThe Minute Enlightenment: Floyd Mayweather Will Fight Connor McGregorThe Hottest News From the Holiest SourcesJun 20, 2017Jun 20, 2017
