The amount of socially dysfunctional programmers who felt called out by this is just hilarious.

“Hey, you, socially dysfunctional idiot, stop being socially dysfunctional!” 
-Ow wait, it doesn’t work like that! 
Your “call out” doesn’t do anything, and folks that are socially dysfunctional suffer from being socially dysfunctional every day, how are you helping?

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