Just wait until this next generation’s LeBron-level-freak-athlete-who-grew-up-playing-like-Steph gets drafted in 2024. We are THAT close. One short Donald Trump reign before some kid gets drafted after imitating MVP Steph since he was 9 years old.

THAT guy will be the one to fully break basketball. That’s when we’ll finally stop watching. Football will be long gone by then, replaced by the new UFC — where all fights are now to the death. The only other things on TV will be a live construction feed of the Mexican Border Wall and Dancing With the Stars. Starring Hillary Clinton and Paul Pierce.

This is what happens when you take away hand checking. You get a border wall and a broken game. ARE YOU HAPPY, ENTROPY?! This never would have happened if MJ didn’t push-off.