Tattoo Regerts – Part 4

Colin the Crypto Ocelot
4 min readSep 28, 2023

Like all puppies and some children, tattoos are for life. Despite what GenZ believe there actually ARE consequences for making a terrible decision in the moment that you live to…”regert”?

Here’s 10 poor buggers who would take getting pregnant with 15 golden retrievers over getting inked again.

Only judge can God me

You are going to be Godded hard for the rest of your life if you get this monstrosity. How the hell did NOBODY notice?

You only life once

Is it a ‘K’? Is it a ‘F’? Does either letter make it better? No.

Phoenix backpiece

If your tattoo artist is unaware of the mythological bird of rebirth or has never seen fire before in their entire life, you too could acquire some ink that is equally as shit.

Blowing your children’s inheritance when you retire

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Colin the Crypto Ocelot

Award nominated blogger and freelance writer. Medium Top Writer status in Humor, Music, Comedy, Sport and NFT.