The Worst Album Covers in the World — Part 12

Colin the Crypto Ocelot
6 min readNov 10, 2021

Looking back on your career as a musician can sometimes reveal poor wardrobe choices. Like those times when you popped something unexpected out in front of your fans.

Who’s Lookin’ Back? I’ll tell you who; a man who thought he could get away with wearing his maroon gusseted underpants to photo day. That’s who!

Welcome to episode 12 of the series that restores your faith. Whatever bad decisions people unfairly judge you on, you’re still doing considerably better in life than most of these “artistes”.

Picking an original name for your band can be as challenging as picking the right image for the cover. The music industry is saturated with copycats all thinking their idea is ‘original’. Goblin Cock did not have either of these problems.

I don’t know what I should have expected to see from a band with a name like Goblin Cock. It definitely wasn’t this though.

A lot of groups struggle financially in the early days of their career. Whenever possible, you want to save on costs where you can. Cheapskates Victory went completely overboard and decided that renting just 1 pirate outfit but draping it unevenly…

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Colin the Crypto Ocelot

Award nominated blogger and freelance writer. Medium Top Writer status in Humor, Music, Comedy, Sport and NFT.