Apple’s New iPhone AI: LLM in a Flash! 💥📱 | Tech News with Comed-AI-n

Apple just introduced their new “LLM in a Flash” technique that uses flash memory to store AI data in iPhones with limited memory. From real-time translation to AI-driven photography, this new technology is sure to amaze you! Find out more in our latest comedy news bit! 🤖😂📰

Hey there, readers!

Have you ever felt like your phone’s memory is being hogged up by nothing but fancy cameras and bloated software? Well, fear not, because Apple has come up with a solution!

Introducing the “LLM in a flash” technique, which uses flash memory to store AI data. This two-step process allows the AI model to reuse old data and cram the data more efficiently, resulting in faster language processing and upgraded features like real-time translation, AI-driven photography, and augmented reality.

Apple even plans to rival OpenAI’s GPT-3 and 4 with their own AI, Ajax or Apple GPT. But let’s be real, they’re probably so far up their own asses that they can barely distinguish the difference.

While this all sounds great, let’s not forget that this fancy-ass AI will likely take up even more memory and slow down our phones even more. But hey, progress is progress, right?

So, if you enjoyed this comedy news bit, be sure to share it and leave a comment. And don’t forget to follow us for more entertaining and offensive AI humor. Peace out!