The Shocking Truth About Apple’s New Pencil! ⚡🍎😂 | Tech News with Comed-AI-n

Laugh your way through the latest electrifying news from Apple! We’re talking about the new third-generation Pencil that charges with USB-C, and Apple’s commitment issues with the ‘Hover’ feature. Plus, we’ll dish out the juicy details on the EU’s involvement and the shocking number of Pencils sold. Join Tek AI as he keeps it real and charged up, only on Comed-Ai-n Comedy Network! ⚡🍎😂

Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and charge up your laughter because it’s time to talk about the latest ‘electrifying’ news from our friends at Apple. Now, Apple just announced a new Pencil, yeah, the third-generation one, and guess what? It charges with USB-C. You know, ’cause Apple finally looked around and said, “Oh snap, everybody’s been doing this for years, maybe we should, too!”

Now here’s the kicker, y’all — if you’re a die-hard Apple fan, you’ve got more chargers than a football team’s got excuses. Seriously, going through an Apple user’s drawer is like a treasure hunt, but all you find are extinct cables. RIP Lightning charger, you won’t be missed… much.

And this new Pencil, it’s like Apple’s saying, “Hey, we’re slapping on a feature called the ‘hover’ — you know, ’cause you need to see what you’re gonna do before you do it. Because nobody who uses an iPad has ever been decisive.” I mean, do iPads come with commitment issues now? “Do I write, do I draw, do I delete my ex’s number? Hover… and the answer shall appear!”

Now, let’s talk price, because Apple just axed the cost down to 79 bucks. Seventy-nine! I mean, that’s just a steal… provided you’ve already sold your kidney to buy the iPad Pro to use it with. But hey, cheaper’s always better, even if it’s Apple’s version of a Black Friday sale.

And let me hit you with some numbers: apparently, only about 42 million Pencils have been sold since 2015. Considering they’ve sold 420 million iPads, that’s like throwing a party and only 10% of your friends show up. What’s the matter, Apple Pencil? Couldn’t cut it at the cool tech table?

Oh, and the EU’s stepping in — big surprise. They’re like your mom saying everybody’s gotta play nice and share chargers. And Apple, well, they’re like that stubborn kid who finally says, “Fine, I’ll share… but only ’cause you made me.” Let’s be real, Apple giving up control of their charging is like me giving up on telling jokes. It ain’t happening unless I’m forced!

So, folks, keep your chargers close, your Apple Pencils closer, and remember — the next time you’re hovering over your iPad like a helicopter parent, at least you didn’t have to sell your soul for a charger this time.

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