Unwashed Commoner Dares Question Wife of Treasury Secretary

Really, darlings, what is the world coming to these days? Simplistic plebes daring to question the trophy wife of a cabinet secretary on social media. That is simply uncivilized. Why are commoners even allowed on social media?

In what some categorize as an elitist Instagram fit, the new wife of Steven Mnuchin — our beloved ex-Hollywood producer, ex-Goldman Sachs, “man of the people” Treasury Secretary — went off on a commoner who dared question the wisdom of flaunting her wealth and lifestyle in the form of an Instagram post.
While being wealthy is a goal that we all aspire to, flaunting it, especially when your husband is a public servant, is never a wise idea. Much less responding to criticism in a condescending manner.
Louise Linton, Mnuchin’s new bride, responded with phrases such as, “you’re adorably out of touch,” when addressing the plebe who dared to question her. Linton went on to mockingly tell the unwashed peasant, “you’re life looks cute.”

This is Mnuchin’s third bride. They wed in June of this year. Boy, Steve sure knows how to pick ’em, huh?
This is what Linton’s exchange looked like before her Instagram account went private.

There you have it. Before going to bed today make sure to give thanks to Mnuchin and Linton for all that they have given to the economy. Also, if you ever dare question the propriety of flaunting immense wealth when you are married to a high ranking government official—shame on you! They are better than us. Just go about your dreary existences, lick a moldy potato and await the eventual merciful release of death like a good little serf.
