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Mr. AssHat

Mr. AssHat

Hibernation is cray

Every October, the breeze gets a little stiffer and leaves start dancing to the ground everywhere around you. There’s no doubt this is one…

Nov 25, 2016

Nov 25, 2016

Mr. AssHat

The Worst Investments

· Excessive pillows for your bed

Nov 24, 2016

Nov 24, 2016

Mr. AssHat

The Two Best Investments

Two of the best investments you can make in life are buying a huge-ass TV and an obnoxiously comfortable bed. That’s 16 hours/day right…

Nov 23, 2016

Nov 23, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Car dealership flags are out of control

Where do they get these things and why are they so big? The American flag in front of the White House would get laughed at in comparison…

Nov 22, 2016

Nov 22, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Albert Pujols

Hands down the greatest last name out there.

Nov 21, 2016

Nov 21, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Closed Captioning is a Scam

Does closed captioning really need to be provided by someone?

Nov 18, 2016

Nov 18, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Association for Retarded Citizens is a thing

Thanks to my brother, I stumbled over an ARC video the other day. For those who don’t know, ARC stands for the Association for Retarded…

Nov 17, 2016

Nov 17, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Rules for Car Conversation

Adults’ riding in cars occurs pretty frequently. But the one rarity you’ll be lucky to witness from time to time is when there are three or…

Nov 16, 2016

Nov 16, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Jockeys are serious business

Not the undies … the short, middle-age men who come from god knows where and ride the hell out of horses. Why are they so damn small and…

Nov 15, 2016

Nov 15, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Animal inbreeding is an issue in this election

It’s a simple rule.

Nov 14, 2016

Nov 14, 2016

Mr. AssHat

Mr. AssHat

It’s like the Newlywed Game, Truth or Dare, and Cards Against Humanity had a pretty awesome threesome. I made it and you can get it on Amazon.

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