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Swipe left if bro is holding a baby or a machine gun or several women, especially if any part of their anatomy is exposed.

I get the swiping left on babies, machine guns, or anatomy. But shouldn’t the presence of smiling women in a photo or two bring some credibility to the bro? Asking for a friend.

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