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Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose

Mar 27, 2016

Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

Mar 27, 2016

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Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose

Mar 19, 2016

Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

Mar 19, 2016

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What It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.

Am I a Bad Person?

Feb 17, 2016

What It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.

Feb 17, 2016

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The Official Holiday Candy Power Rankings

Alternate title: I’ve Got to Write SOMETHING on Valentine’s Day, Right?

Feb 14, 2016

The Official Holiday Candy Power Rankings

Feb 14, 2016

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He Said, She Said: On New Year’s Eve and Mismatched Feelings

An Email Exchange Between Mike and Stella J.

Jan 30, 2016

He Said, She Said: On New Year’s Eve and Mismatched Feelings

Jan 30, 2016

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The Tinder Drinking Game

Jan 23, 2016

The Tinder Drinking Game

Jan 23, 2016

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Storytime: ’Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving…

…and we all got folksy, with a night on the town singing karaoke…

Nov 28, 2015

Storytime: ’Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving…

Nov 28, 2015

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What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

Expectations can be a bitch.

Nov 5, 2015

What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

Nov 5, 2015

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Unpopular Opinion Alert: “Sex and the City” is Overrated

Come at me, bro

Sep 25, 2015

Unpopular Opinion Alert: “Sex and the City” is Overrated

Sep 25, 2015

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Why I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings

(For the most part)

Aug 30, 2015

Why I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings

Aug 30, 2015

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Mike

I’m just trying to figure out which girls have cooties | twitter: @CootiesReport | email: cooties.report@gmail.com

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