MikeinThe Cooties ReportBracketly Ever After (Part 2)A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose11 min read·Mar 27, 2016--2--2
MikeinThe Cooties ReportBracketly Ever After (Part 1)A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose8 min read·Mar 19, 2016--2--2
MikeinThe Cooties ReportWhat It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.Am I a Bad Person?5 min read·Feb 17, 2016--2--2
MikeinThe Cooties ReportThe Official Holiday Candy Power RankingsAlternate title: I’ve Got to Write SOMETHING on Valentine’s Day, Right?3 min read·Feb 14, 2016----
MikeinThe Cooties ReportHe Said, She Said: On New Year’s Eve and Mismatched FeelingsAn Email Exchange Between Mike and Stella J.8 min read·Jan 30, 2016----
MikeinThe Cooties ReportStorytime: ’Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving……and we all got folksy, with a night on the town singing karaoke…5 min read·Nov 28, 2015----
MikeinThe Cooties ReportWhat It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her PhotosExpectations can be a bitch.5 min read·Nov 5, 2015--1--1
MikeinThe Cooties ReportUnpopular Opinion Alert: “Sex and the City” is OverratedCome at me, bro3 min read·Sep 25, 2015--1--1
MikeinThe Cooties ReportWhy I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings(For the most part)6 min read·Aug 30, 2015----