I would rather do anything else besides write a paper.

I would rather give a speech, than write this paper. I would rather shovel horse shite than write this paper. I’d rather learn to tap dance from a Himalayan Monk than write this essay. I’d rather watch all 10 seasons of Sex and the City than do this essay. I’d rather sit in room by myself with all my ex-girlfriends than do this. I’d rather watch Transformers than do this paper. I’d rather fist fight with the hillbilly kids in 7th period lunch than write this paper. I’d rather listen Meghan Trainer’s “No” all day none stop rather than write this essay. I’d rather sit in room alone with Nick Conn for 6 hours than write this paper. I would rather go investigate paranormal activity than write this. I would rather make out with a man than do this essay.