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Narcissistic Personality Disorder — Does This Remind You of Anyone?

According to the Mayo Clinic, people with the narcissistic personality disorder can:

1 min readApr 16, 2020

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Thank You to Democratic Lawmakers For Taking A Stand

If Democratic lawmakers skipping out on Trump bothers you, consider the GOP’s effort to declare Obama an illegitimate president WITHOUT…

1 min readJan 17, 2017

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Who is Donald Trump

Donald Trump is every used car salesman who sold you a piece of junk.

3 min readOct 1, 2016

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By Any Measure, Donald Trump Lost Last Night’s Debate

Watching the debate, I’m not sure how anyone can objectively call Trump the winner. His answers were the same vague bullshit he’s given…

2 min readSep 27, 2016

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Trump’s a Flaming Cross in a Heaping Pile of Bullshit

A man whose entire resume is a burning cross on top of a pile of bullshit shouldn’t be elected to a condo board, much less the highest…

1 min readSep 26, 2016

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Hillary Was Never The Lesser of Two Evils , She’s the Only Sane Choice

Somewhere in the past year I went from saying “yeah, I’m not a fan of Hillary either” to knowing I was going to vote for her.

2 min readJul 29, 2016

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A Theory On Why Fox News Grips Our Parents in Its Evil Clutches

A theory.

3 min readJul 28, 2016

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It’s Long Overdue for A Discussion About Guns

In the wake of a shooting that killed 3 officers, East Baton Rouge Sheriffs Office Sheriff Sid Gautreaux said the problem is “not so much…

2 min readJul 18, 2016

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Six Benghazis A Day

On September 11, 2012, the diplomatic compound at Benghazi in Libya was attacked. Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans…

2 min readJun 23, 2016

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An Open Letter to Mitch McConnell on Gun Violence

Dear Senator Mitch McConnell,

4 min readJun 21, 2016

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I'm a board certified witch doctor with an MFA in sandwich art. My hobbies are sculpting earwax and cooking with glue. Opinions my own. Hair is not.

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