Rick Sanchez Explains The CryptoPets Beta Rewards

The Perks of Trying out the CryptoPets V1 Beta this month

CryptoPets

5 min readJun 19, 2018

Rick: Morty. MORTYY! Buy a CryptoPet, Morty!

Morty: ah jeez Rick… I dunno.

Rick: Don’t act like a Gromflomite, Mortyy. Buy a CryptoPet.

Morty: oh man…uhm… what is it?

Rick: I-I-I don’t have time to teach you about blockchain, Morty. But CryptoPets, Morty, they run on Blockchain!

Morty: Blockchain? Oh yeah man, I’m down with the Bitcoins. I know how to #HODL —

Rick: Shut up Morty, I know you don’t actually know what half the terms in crypto are, and the only reason your puny mind even GETS crypto memes is because that lame British excuse for a comedic news anchor showed you them. I know you only bought a bitcoin at $19,500 because you bought into the hype. I know you thought it’d break the $20K — IT DIDN’T. I know you didn’t SELL it. W-W-What do you think would happen if I told on you, huh Morty? Do you want to enslave your mind to the realities of basic trading economics? I-I’ll do Morty, I-I-I’ll teach you Mortyy! B-But I don’t have time for that. What does that make you, Morty?

Morty: ah geeze — I dunno —

Rick: I-It makes you a NORMIE, Mortyy. M-M-Makes you a Coinbase needing, private-key lacking NORMIE, Mortyy.

Morty: Okay, Okay. Well so CryptoPets are a blockchain? They’re a Bitcoin?

Rick: Well, that would be obvious to you, Morty, if you’d been paying attention. CryptoPets are digital assets. They’re UNIQUE, Morty. That means Even across universes, they’re UNIQUE. D-Don’t you get what that means, Morty? CryptoPets exceed infinite Timelines, Morty! They’re basically the powerhouse of the Universe, Morty. If I can harvest them, then I can task millions of inferior species across the Galaxy to train them for me. Y-You don’t think I’m going to be the best? I-I-I can resell them and my crypto holdings can MOON. I can get all the Eyeholes and Schmeckles, and guzzledorps across INFINITE TIMELINES if I sell my CryptoPets, Mortyy. Don’t you know how many BRAPPLES a diamond-level CryptoPet will sell for in the Klepton Z system?

Morty: oh — gosh well —

Rick: Then you should listen up, Morty. Fortunately, they’re having a beta period. A BETA PERIOD, Morty. That means you won’t squabble away all your guzzledorps in one BAD purchase.

Morty: What do you mean a beta period? I suck at math.

Rick: No Mortyy. Even your pallid existence may actually be benefitted by trying this out. Strap in, buddy, because here’s the plan.

I know your pubescent mind contains a multiverse of sick and twisted nebulas, but focus up and tune into the Beta Rewards:

Here are specifics on what that means, Mortyy.

#1 — Participate in the Beta

CryptoPets isn’t like Team Fortress 2 — that took years upon years for it’s beta to complete — so it’s realistic to play across the days it’s active, Morty. Think of the CryptoPets beta like the self-contained within my car battery —eventually they replace their Gooble Boxes for their own self-contained universe — the CryptoPets Mainnet launch.

Trying to replace your Gooble Box eh? Zeep is showing off the pristine V1 of CryptoPets

All you have to do is play a single battle within a 24 hour period for a given time of the beta (50% for the HARDENED reward class or 85% for the VETERAN reward class).

#2 — Participate in the Beta

This is because the team expects to make changes while the beta is active. Your feedback is tremendously valuable and listening to you will help us prepare to BLAST OFF at the main launch. The link to the form will be accessible from the beta’s website.

You can earn a free DOUBLE-XP boost for a day.

See Morty, pretty nice, huh Morty?

Morty: Y-Y-You’re crazy Rick. I’m not sure I know what to do with this. How do I even check what I earned?

Rick: You’re wrong, Morty. It’s easy. It’s like realizing “love” is just a chemical reaction compelling animals to breed.

From the beta website you’ll be able to check your registered rewards within your profile. If you have any questions, shoot us a quick email at info@cryptopets.co!

Look out for the release date of the beta coming soon!

With a salute that is considered friendly in some worlds, but definitely not ours,