S.J.Res. 34: A joint resolution providing for congressional disapproval under chapter 8 of title 5, United States Code, of the rule submitted by the Federal Communications Commission relating to “Protecting the Privacy of Customers of Broadband and Other Telecommunications Services”.
1. Trump signs it into law
2. Every Democrat and competing super PAC buys all the internet traffic records for Trump Tower
3. They dump it all on the internet like the Panama papers
4. Journalists and interns spend years scouring the data
5. We find out Trump is searching the Internet for pictures of his daughter’s pussy on his lunch breaks
6. Trump has to answer to his browsing history during the next debate
