When I was thirteen, I climbed a steel guardrail

Bitch, I’m an architect now.

This black turtleneck is kickin’!

Do you like these round thick rimmed black glasses, dawg?

My muthafuckin’ Jack Spade messenger bag contains multiple moleskins, G. Forealdo.

First-time Believability not at reported levels and other fabrications.

Ryan Gosling is all grown up!

To: Mr. Steven Bannon
White House Chief Strategist

cc: DJT

Dear Mr. Bannon,