21st Century Contrary Mary

Mary, Mary,

Quite Contrary,

How does your

Hydroponic

Garden grow?

To be honest,

Said Mary,

I’m fairly airy-fairy now

And that’s as contrary

As i know how to be -

I’ve mellowed with age

And grow lots of sage

As I’m perimenopausal

And have grown a

Dorsal fin between

My cleavage.

Sorry.