The kids TV industry is a huge wart-removal machine

David Blumenstein
Jan 24 · 6 min read
“QUICK JASON THE PEEPERS ARE GETTING AWAY, MOM IS GONNA FREAK”
“OH NO DR. HORGEPORGER’S SHRINKING MACHINE WAS TURNED ON WE’RE SHRINKINGGGGGGGG”
“IT’S ‘GO TIME’, SNIGGLEFLYERS!” “ARE YOU CRAZY, CAPTAIN SNOBO? IT’S TOO DANGEROUS!”
“BUT… I’M A HUMAN! YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO GO TO… GORILLA PIZZA SCHOOL!”

So what?

“THE MOONDANGLER’S GONNA SQUIDDERATE OCEANTOWN!” “WAIT… GROBIE’S PROPELLERBROOM! IT’S OUR ONLY CHANCE!”
“THOSE GIRLS ARE SO MEAN, I WISH I COULD TEACH THEM A LESSON!” “WHY NOT USE YOUR MAGIC TV REMOTE, FLARISSA?”

Keeping the warts in

“YOU NEVER NEEDED THE GREAT GOLDEN FLAME BOOTS, KONNOR!” “I KNOW THAT NOW TWILLIGUS! THE POWER WAS INSIDE _ME_ THE WHOLE TIME”
Australian grandparents: your grandchild wants to watch Bluey (left), not Bluey (right).

David Blumenstein

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David works in service/strategic design: experienceillustration.com. He draws comics at Squishface Studio: squishfacestudio.com. Other stuff: nakedfella.com.

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